Let’s take over the world!

3 Jun

Zombies.

That’s right, it’s time for step two in my nefarious plan to promulgate The House in the Old Wood upon an unsuspecting world. And that involves … zombies!

BWAHAHAHAHA!

You see, everyone who has read The House in the Old Wood has now been turned into a mindless zombie, seeking only to get more people to read the book. (What? Not you? Repeat after me: “I am getting sleepy … sleepy …)

But … how will we accomplish this? I am glad you asked, my minions.

1. Spread the means of zombification

The text from the back cover of The House in the Old Wood is designed to be enticing, to encourage people to read the book. If you have a printed copy, you can show it to your friends. Or you can show it to them here on this blog.

2. Begin the infection

Once they start reading, they won’t want to stop. There’s a sample for Kindles on Amazon.com, or they can read the first chapter on this blog.

3. Facilitate the takeover

Point them to Amazon.com, where they can get The House in the Old Wood

But that’s just the beginning. Starting tomorrow, I’ll supply you daily with reasons to read The House in the Old Wood. Until I run out. I have 17 so far. One or more of those reasons will apply to people you know. Share those reasons, and then they’ll be on the road to becoming zombie minions too, and we’ll move, one slow step after another, closer to taking over the world!

Bwahahahaha!

BWAHAHAHAHA!

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